A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
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January 2012
Every girl I know is like
“I’m spending the holidays SINGLE this year”
And I’m like, “I spend my holidays single every year”
December 2011
I like being at home. Cause I can sleep forever.
But I don’t like being at home because there’s nothing to do. If I actually tell my parents about going out, my dad’s up my ass calling me every hour, telling me to come home. He doesn’t go to sleep until I come home. Are we really back to this? I did this shit all the time in highschool. I’d go out and not tell my parents, hoping that I’d make it home before them. Cause if I do ask, all they’re gonna tell me is no, so why bother asking? Now that I’m in college I figured he wouldn’t make a big deal out of it. No. He still treats me like I’m a fucking kid. It pisses me off. He knows where I am, who I’m with. Like..quit fucking calling me. I’m so old already, I don’t understand why he goes apeshit when I go out at night. He acts like I’m out partying, getting drunk and having sexy sex with my “boyfriend,” when really I’m just eating my life away with my friends. This is what i HATE. I’m back to living my lameass life I had before I went to college. always at home. never allowed to go out. being bothered when I do. I can’t wait to go back to vcu, away from these restrictions. i’m being smothered.
How to put out a fire..
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YEAH. I KNOW.
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why i'm single:
- i have the sex appeal of a carrot
- i’m awkward
- i like tumblr more than humans
- i’m boring
- i’m married to food
- i’m ugly
- i’m easy to forget
Ohh yeah, I'll be free then. I know you moved and all. so if you want me to come get you i can. and umm You still have my number right??
alright, that sounds good. noo I lost it, can I have it again?
Sarah Lee Baja, we need to stop with these missing phone calls shenanigans... & merry christmas !
THIS HAS BEEN THE LONGEST GAME OF PHONE TAG EVER LOL. wtf ester!! merry christmas to you too <3 call me tomorrow, i will pick up.
Yeah Im free tomorrow if you want. Hopefully your not to tired from christmas.
aw man. I can’t tomorrow, my parents are gonna be home. haha you know they’re still strict as ever. are you free wednesday 11-3?
Hey Sarah, If you know your back in NoVA for winter break. I was wondering if you wanted to grab a bite with me. Catch up and talk and stuff. Thats only if your up to still up for it. Cause i remember a while back, you saying you wanted too. i'll be around for a while. So don't be afraid to hit me up after Christmas. Kayy, Bye now. :)
yeah I’m down!! are you free this week?
I have accepted my boobs.
I used to hate them, but I was kinda staring at them for the longest time today and decided that they’re cool. yay :D
learn to love yourself before you love others~
spending some good quality bonding time with my strange family.
happy holidays everyone!
